France Omaha Beach
The elderly American and the Frenchman?
The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
"You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer
Asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to
France previously.
"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for
Inspection."
The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show
it."
"Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports
On arrival in France!"
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
Quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach in '44
I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
THAT'S FUNNY.Thanks alot.I just crapped all over myself laughing.I'm billing you for the Shout and Tide Pen I'll need to fix my drawers.
Was there any mention of how the French screwed us in the UN time and time again?
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